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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma July 23, 2014
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When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.
Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.
by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018
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Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
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Bangable Board Game

A secret made up word that means “sex”.
Freya and Tyler played bangable board game.
by frava May 21, 2018
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Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee
I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board
by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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