Surprise attack

When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face

-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.

by UserR6088 March 18, 2023

Sneak Attack

The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation

Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack

by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019

Snek attack

A Trojan Condom

I found a box of Snek attacks in the garbage behind my brother’s dorm

by Gosh darn it what isn’t taken October 19, 2018

happiness attack

happiness attack when you are so happy you can't controle yourself like in a anger attack or a panick attack. But instead of beating the shit out of things you hug the shit out of pets or people because you are just so happy. Translated from the dutch word 'blijheidsaanval'

Amy: auwh your hurting me, don't hug this tight

Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}

Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack

by H. Tertavonju May 4, 2017

attack rabbit

A mythical creature that resembles a normal rabbit but then yet it attacks people with its sharp incisors. This term was first used as a warning of something very small can turn into a big threat.

Hey dude I just ran into an attack rabbit you better flee the area!

by Schmuckoff June 26, 2017

Lac attack

When a person who is lactose intolerant eats something dairy and has a bad reaction.

I really want that chocolate ice cream but if I eat it I will for sure get a lac attack.

by walkitoutdougie May 12, 2012

Pancake Attack

What one might say when having a panic attack. Usually someone who is often dramatic

M:I’m HaViNg A PaNcAkE aTtAcK
A: okay m ur done

by Tinaannabeth April 23, 2022