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Angry Anna

Typically occurs when two partners of the opposite sex are involved in foreplay in a room where there is no light. By the time both are naked the female must NOT have become aware to the males lacking size, surprise is necessary. When she does become aware fright usually occurs. It is the males responsibility to then present his "snugger," tiny condom, and state, "No worries, I'm packing snuggers."
Girl: "Oh my God, what the fuck is that?
Guy: "Calm down I got my snuggers."

Girl: "Are you about to take a pill or something?"
Guy: "Nah, it's my snugger."
Girl: "What the fucks a snugger! Go away!"
Guy: "Quit being Angry Anna."
by Snugger May 31, 2009
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angry graig

this is a large, northern, raging hairy sasquatch. usually he will be very drunk and easily enraged. he might have a jets jersey on. You have to watch him because he will be smiling and playing it cool, but next thing you know he's pummeling you on the kitchen floor.
PHILLIP: Wow,ole zeus is sure running his mouth.
CHRIS: He better watch out for a beating from angry graig!
by chucktown November 11, 2006
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angry chimp

Throwing your own feces and something or someone. This requires an anger of such a magnitude that it actually reduces oneself to the mentality of a previous evolutionary state.
I hated that opening band so much that I actually pulled an angry chimp. It splattered on the bass player
by skid mark vz February 23, 2008
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Angry Elf

When candy canes are inserted into the anus/vagina while screaming "JINGLE MY BELLS DADDY"
I gave a girl an Angry Elf the other day
by Octillion, Lord Of Mollusks January 27, 2018
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Angry Angler

A man typically divorced between the ages of 25 and 40 who is addicted to fishing. Majoriy of the following must have occured during an Angry Angler's life:

-Abadons wife to fish. Typically, he will do many chores around the house in an effort to be granted permission to fish.

-Monitors the weather constantly, to include phases of the moon, wind speed and direction, and water temperatures. All other weather data is for dumb losers.

-Must have horrible credit, a piece of shit car, and no clothing less than 10 years old. However, you possess over 30 fishing rods and a tackle box too large for a one man carry.

-Must have spent at least 6 hours fishing during a wedding anniversary or a wife's birthday on more than 3 occasions.

-When in a social setting, you always show pictures of fish recently caught. You continue to rant to an uninterested bystander for up to 45 minutes on favorite fishing spots and lures of choice.

-You have taken your entire family to Bass Pro Shops and capped off the day with dinner in the store.
I can't live with that Angry Angler anymore. He's destroying my life. He comes home smelling of fish and he just lost his third job this month.
by Angry Angler July 7, 2008
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Angry Pete

When someone gets mad because their friends are picking on him too much. The reaction usually is that of a little child (Pete) throwing a temper tantrum (Angry) over the comments and digs.
Jason acted like Angry Pete when Dave, Matt, and AJ wouldn't stop making fun of him not having a full time job.
by grizzly2 February 11, 2010
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Angry Evan

To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.
(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
by Andrew Palmer January 2, 2008
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