When a girl gives you head you grab the back of her head and thrust back and forth as hard as possible causing a bloody nose. It is preferable to have a beer gut.
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During the act of oral sex, specifically a blowjob, the blower bites the blowee's penis off. If performed correctly, only one bite is required. Additional bites may be added if botched. It is usually followed by a donkey punch.
"So this bitch totally tried to give me an angry claire last night."
"She bit your dick off?!"
"Nah, I pulled out and donkey punched her just in time."
"She bit your dick off?!"
"Nah, I pulled out and donkey punched her just in time."
by Tha Masta Blasta2 January 30, 2010
Get the Angry Claire mug.When the penis is in the partners butt and you body slam your partner on the ground while you are on top repetitively with you penis still in the butt.
Joe: Damn, my dick has never been so sore.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?
Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?
Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.
by Lilchunks September 1, 2013
Get the Angry Barbarian Butt Sex mug.You crack a whip, scaring the chick into spreading her legs
then you ram your head down her coochie where she proceeds to open and close her legs over and over while yelling RRRAWWWRRR
then you ram your head down her coochie where she proceeds to open and close her legs over and over while yelling RRRAWWWRRR
1)Before Barnum and Bailey ran away to join the circus, they had a brief stint in German Fetish Porn, where they mastered the art of lion taming.
2)Susan wanted to go to the zoo i said bitch don't u know I am broke as fuck i then cracked my whip and gave her the angry lion tamer.
2)Susan wanted to go to the zoo i said bitch don't u know I am broke as fuck i then cracked my whip and gave her the angry lion tamer.
by Dat Nigga Daniel June 11, 2008
Get the Angry Lion Tamer mug.The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.
After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.
by markosjovenson August 1, 2010
Get the angry bearded dragon mug.A shower, usually taken by dads/fathers where he places his 'anal lips' against the shower wall and lets out these HUGE farts that shake the whole house. These are usually accompanied by the person taking a shit in the shower, aiming for the (hopefully) open toilet seat, and missing. When you go in after he's finished, it looks like a war scene. POO EVERYWHERE WOO!
Andrew's dad (in bathroom): ARHHHHH! *splat*
Leon: What the hell is that?
Andrew: That's just my dad. I think he's talking one of his angry showers.
Leon: Wait, what the fuck is an angry shower? Is he oka-
Andrew's dad: *BLARRRRRNT!*
Andrew: oh god...
Andrew's dad: KOBE! *splat*
Andrew's dad: Damn, missed again.
Andrew and Leon: O_O
Leon: What the hell is that?
Andrew: That's just my dad. I think he's talking one of his angry showers.
Leon: Wait, what the fuck is an angry shower? Is he oka-
Andrew's dad: *BLARRRRRNT!*
Andrew: oh god...
Andrew's dad: KOBE! *splat*
Andrew's dad: Damn, missed again.
Andrew and Leon: O_O
by the_cajun88 February 28, 2011
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