Simone land

The hottest woman on the planet

#1 Rated Milf

She was a real Simone Land

She was really Hot

by tittytwister69420 October 2, 2022

Simon

got some dirty ass toe nails, doesn't brush his teeth, bro thinks he pulls but all he needs to pull is some deodorant to his fucking armpits cause u can smell him from 2 miles away.

fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch

by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022

Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022

National throw Simon Day

On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.

You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!

by Daleym October 6, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

warren-simon

bruh what goofy ahh last name is this

warren-simon is a goofy ahh last name

by UNCOUNTABLE October 16, 2022

Mr simon

Mr. Simon is everyone's favorite teacher he is an incredible chemistry teacher. He knows everything about atoms. He is kind to everyone and gives good grades to everyone too even though some are undeserved. Everyone likes him and he likes everyone. His humor isn't great but his calm personality makes up for it.

Mr. Simon is a great teacher

Everyone likes Mr. Simon

Mr. Simon means goodness and kindness

Mr Simon means to be a chemistry teacher and to know a lot about science specifically atoms

by Brixton_Bully October 21, 2022