n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones mouth.
by Azsca June 21, 2022
Get the Alaskan Pacifier mug.Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
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The act of having someone drink a cold beverage (like a slushy) then giving oral with said beverage in their mouth. Then, right when you cum, smacking the back of their head making the beverage and cum shoot out from their nose and mouth.
by TheMeowingSpanker November 23, 2015
Get the Alaskan Firedragon mug.Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. A man or woman takes a shit and freezes it, then sticks it somewhere in their partner (i.e. anus, vagina, mouth, ect.).
by bekahUNLEASHED June 12, 2009
Get the Alaskan Cold Pocket. mug.When 8 people (4 girls, 4 guys) make a circle of everybody putting there dick into each other butt. Then all the girls run out of the circle and cum goes everywhere
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Get the alaskan pipeline mug.there is a girl and a guy in the mountainman position. Under the girl is another girl eating her out. As she is eating her out, the guy puts his dick is the girl getting eaten out. Before he cums, he pushes the girls off the rockwall then sprays the cum down on their stomacks. He jumps down and rubs his belly in it
by brankle June 28, 2009
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