antihero

A protagonist that lacks the characteristics that would make him a hero. Quite simply, antiheros rock. Most of them are social outcasts, who have no desire for foolish things such as 'friendship' or 'trust'. An antihero can be a jerk, or even have every characteristic of a villain, but because success wouldn't be possible without their help, they are still considered good guys. Due to the fact that antiheros are not stupid, they probably won't do anything helpful unless they are paid, or unless there is some fine huny connected with the plot. Antiheros are 97% better off than most people in the world, in the way that, they are good guys, but they're not stupid, and they actually give a damn about money.

Hero: Oh no! I seem to be suspended upside-down over boiling lava, while several incredibly hot, young, teenage girls are being held hostage!
Hot teenage girl: Somebody save me! I'm so hot, young, and defenseless!
Antihero: Never fear! the antihero is here!
Using hella sweet kung-fu, the antihero subdues all of the hostage takers, frees the hostages, briefly makes out with a hot, young, teenage girl, and then frees the hero (after stealing his wallet).
Hero: Thanks to you the day is saved!
Antihero: Yes, yes it is. I rock. Pay me. Now.
But, as the antihero waits to get paid, he hears the sirens of police cars. Knowing that he is wanted in three states for identity theft, and impersonating George W. Bush, he hops onto his motorcycle, and drives off into the sunset, only to return another day.

by thelegendaryfightman July 10, 2004

anti-idiotarian

Someone who has his or her head screwed on straight politically; generally used to refer to anyone who grasps the significance of and does his or her best to combat the post-9/11 political alliance between the "Old Left" and militant Islam.

"Imao, Frank is the funniest anti-idiotarian of them all. He really gets it."

by Garlic M. May 18, 2007

Anton

When you are insanely hot that even if your guy friends have trouble speaking to you. When looking at Anton, your eyes will begin to slowly melt, requiring immediate intensive medical care. Many have died just from looking at Anton because he is so hot.

Today we mourn, for 28 people died last night because they looked at Anton. Anton is so hot that he is currently being used as a secret weapon by the CIA to take out terrorists without spending any money on ammunition, missiles, or personnel.

by Basic Bitches April 29, 2019

Anti-Belieber™

A popstar named 'Justin Bieber' has become a high risk to our world today, in addition to being a disgrace to music. What is known as the 'Belieb' virus is widely spread now, affected people are known as 'Beliebers'.

Some 'Beliebers' have reported to clinics with the following symptoms: Occasional 'biebergasm', and fainting just at the sight of 'Justin Bieber'; Many teenage girls are now affected by this dangerous virus, and W.H.O are working day and night to stop this crisis. Many researches have found out that possibly, 'Justin Bieber' hitting puberty, can be a cure to vast amounts of 'Beliebers', but at this moment, no cure has been found. The only solution at this moment, to stop the spread of this virus, is to have the ‘Beliebers’ killed; Many people have reported how immature and annoying 'Beliebers' can get, as a result of this virus.

Our Anti-Belieber™ systems, with our inredible ABS® technology, have been proven to be an effective tool into hunting down ‘Beliebers’ over the web, manipulating them in any way possible, and reporting the number of their deaths.

Anti-Belieber™ systems are constantly scanning the web in order to cease this chaos.

BREAKING NEWS: Anti-Belieber™ systems have found out an amount of 5,369 suicides due to the trending of "RIP JUSTIN BIEBER" on Twitter.

by Cgsoldier333 January 16, 2011

anti-vaccinater

A stupid, fucking piece of shit who hasn't for even one second taken any formal science classes at an institution for higher education--and is thus, easily influenced by fellow stupid, fucking pieces of shit like Jenny MacArthy--which causes them to be succeptable to scary sounding information even though literally every piece of scientific evidence suggests otherwise.

Hey Bill, did you hear that stupid, fucking peice of shit Larry is an anti-vaccinater?

by Standby Diver October 9, 2015

Brock Anton

1) To make a catastrophic mistake due to a powerful combination of hubris and profound stupidity;

2) possessing the gravest and most self-destructive degree of idiocy;

3) to commit an act so moronic that its inherent stupidity is only matched by its external hilarity.

1) "George Bush really Brock Antoned the Iraq War";

2) "I can't believe how Brock Antoned I was when I locked my keys in my car";

3) "I totally pulled a Brock Anton when I published on my Facebook page that I illegally participated in a riot."

by slimjimmyjim June 19, 2011

Anti - Mainstream

Someone who is anti - mainstream has a strong dislike of trendy things and people. Many subcultures have preached about being anti - mainstream, most notably punk and heavy metal. Death metal, Black metal, and a few lesser known subgenres of punk rock remain the longest standing anti - mainstream subcultures while others have either become popular (I.e punk) or merged into other more popular subcultures(I.e classic metal and thrash metal). While music subcultures have the biggest anti - mainstream message other subcultures based around religion (I.e LaVeyan Satanism), politics(i.e non partisans), and even literature have emerged. Most trendy things start out anti - mainstream and become popular usually after a slight change in image (I.e in the 1920's united states when white people began playing jazz it became acceptable).

Punk was the first major anti - mainstream subculture, shortly followed by heavy metal and hip - hop.

by Thatheadbanger July 25, 2009