The most amazing girl in the world, who is an even better girlfriend. Sometimes she doesn’t see her worth, or how beautiful she is and needs constant reminders. Always remind her that you love her, and that you love her forever.
by Wordsbyidiots November 19, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.
by Definition name November 20, 2017
Get the brendan and alyssamug. a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.
alyssa js dont give a fuck no more !
by Jjpenny November 22, 2021
Get the alyssamug. Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
Get the Alyssa Noel Johnsonmug. A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. by ALyssa swaggie February 1, 2014
Get the alyssa kuchismug. Alyssa is the type of girl everone loves. She’s the best friend you could ever ask for. Love her and never lose her. She’s a bad bitch
Alyssa is a bad bitch
by Onlyspeakingthetruthdoingy February 9, 2022
Get the Alyssamug.