Put the balls away

When you mess up or make a mistake

Charlotte : oh shit I messed up !
Lola : oh god !
Christina : put the balls away sweetie !

by Azing102 January 8, 2019

Why do I always get the nuts?

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

by jm080800 June 29, 2019

clean get away

When you take a shit and it’s so perfect you don’t even need to wipe!

“Dude, you left a floater in the toilet and there’s no toilet paper with it... wtf?!” “Bitch, that was such a perfect shit, it didn’t need a wipe, it was a clean get away!”

by Jimbo Wood February 20, 2020

A Witches Hat away

Being almost or adjecent to

Goth girl: I'm a Witches Hat away from being punk

by ||♡|| December 8, 2020

Take that thing away

What you say when you want to remove GoGuardian

Teacher: can you do a favor?
Administrator: Yes?
Teacher: TAKE THAT THING AWAY RIGHT NOW
Administrator: Never...

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 12, 2021

Home and Away

The Never Ending Story Australian Edition!

Did you know there are 5805 episodes of home and away at the time of writing this? Given that the average episode is 22 minuets long it would take 2 128.5 hours to go from episode 1 to the most recent episode. That's 88 days of doing nothing but watching Home and Away!

"home and away is on"
everyone under the age of 50 leaves the room

by Galavenski May 16, 2021

Keep your eyes away from me

Stop staring at me! I don’t want you looking at me!

All of you keep your eyes away from me! Fine! Hmph!

by ladyfzesimp May 7, 2022