wet clipboard

When a girl is sucking your dick and she puts her teeth on your cock and keep going while biting.

My girl gave me a wet clipboard last night and my dick fell off.

by Your moms favorite man September 17, 2017

Wet Desperation

When someone pulls you aside while you're on your way to the bathroom and you feel liquid running down your leg hoping that it's pee

Dude I had wet desperation when Rick pulled me aside to talk.

by TheMagicTy November 26, 2015

wet hedgehog

When the guy or girls pubic hair gets covered in jizz after a guy cums out

Yo, I gave that girl a wet hedgehog after going at it all night

by flying_spidereggs July 05, 2015

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 03, 2023

Wet play

Has sexual thoughts about a guy over 5’8 (wishes they can do it)(mostly about famous people) and

Grace has wet play with kaieem and heung min son

by Sexy average Jamaican June 21, 2022

wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum

I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.

by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008

Wet Turkey

A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.

I wet turkey your mother last night.

by Julien martinez October 12, 2017