Tee-ball Tommy

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.

"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."

by Punanii August 14, 2009

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS Tommy is ugly, special, and utterly dumb as he whines like a pousey, stalks freshman girls in an attempt to rape them. He also looks like Oscar from Shark Tale!

by Harvard Future Grad January 13, 2019

Tommy

Big simp that plays siege at an ok level, lover of booty. Has no boundaries, likes to be a rebound.

Damn he really acting like a "Tommy" today.

by tommylover69 June 10, 2020

Tommy

A lil cinnamon bun who is sensitive. He's a great companion and a big nerd. And he's quite gæ.... uwu

Hey is that your friend Tommy?

Yeah the lil cinnamon bun?

wow

by Miuingpidgeon September 29, 2019

tommy locascio

Tommy, your so smart right?

Tommy locascio

by Yellow master June 23, 2018

Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.

Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?

by R2xman August 19, 2025

Tommy Neumaier

Some guy in HTL Leonding who was head boy and promised us beanbags
we never got em.

Guy1: "Hey Tommy when do we get that sweat Beanbags???"
Tommy Neumaier:"idk lol"

by Pansi Parkinson 666 February 2, 2023