Grape

Slang for a fat rodent. primarily hamsters, gerbils, or rats.

"you need to lose weight, you fucking grape!" *hamster starts crying from embarrassment*

by Sylver Frostpaw April 14, 2025

Grapes

A phrase used to describe you friends small willy

You: My friened Josh has some Graopes (To a lass).
JJ: Yeah Josh really does have some Grapes on him.
Lass: Thanks for the heads up.

by Mr.SugarHoneyIcedTea September 9, 2021

grape boy

Grape Boy, also known as Uncle Grape, is the weirdest kid you'll ever meet. Albeit very intelligent, he struggles to form sentences when slightly uncomfortable.

Uncky Grape is a very loyal friend, but he will likely leave you at a bar without telling you he left. While wouldn't hurt a fly, he's extremely dangerous behind a keyboard. He has the memory of an elephant, often bringing up inside jokes he has with himself.

That grape boy is a god damn freak

by Chickensalad069 November 23, 2021

Grape Lips

A black persons lips

Hey dude did you see Jamal’s mouth? “Yeah he had massive grape lips.”

by anonymous May 29, 2022

Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.

Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.

by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020

welshers grape juice

When a deal or bet is made, and one of the parties involved backs out and does not pay up or welshers on the deal

You lost the bet and didn't pay up, now I have to go the store and buy you some welshers grape juice

by TrentifordEarl December 19, 2018

Grape

n. When a female partner of a male uses her hand to squeeze his testicles to get the truth out of him. This processes is very painful and can result in many problems.

v. The process of squeezing a mans testicles to get the truth out of him.

Girl: He wouldn't explain what that picture was doing on his phone so i graped it out of him!

Guy: My girlfriend graped me last night! It sucked!

by Headstone October 11, 2011