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fuck this for a game of soldiers 

English phrase in an undesirable situation often used in resignation or denial. Translates as the American goddammit or fuck this. Common in Belfast as "game of soldiers" but in England is interchangeable with "Bugger this for a lark".
Ed:Let's set fire to the toilet!
Ian:Fuck off!
Ed:Go on! No one'll know.
Ian:Fuck this for a game of soldiers.
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Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out! 

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

A nice big cup of shut the fuck up 

BE QUIET ! and stay quiet
1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"

2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet 

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.
'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

Fuck me running with a pogo stick 

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.
What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up 

a not-so-nice way of telling someone to be quiet
How about a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up?

go fuck yourself with a sausage 

go fuck yourself with a sausage , means fuck yourself with a sausage , so if your reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage
E.g : Brigita is annoying mark JR , so mark jr tells her : Go fuck yourself with a sausage