duck teeth

I was going to hit that but she had some serious duck teeth.
by Patientpants July 06, 2017
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Watering the duck

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.
Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?
by Evo Josh November 30, 2017
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Dumb duck

Dumb duck
by Blood red yt August 25, 2020
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duck brush

The hair that grows from your taint
by The real Paul March 31, 2016
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duck dagger

an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.
Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.
by duckdaggerdynasty January 02, 2015
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duck smuggler

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 April 03, 2018
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duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus
Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."
by DuckPuppyLover69 November 26, 2016
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