don't publish this definition

you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?

don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!

by BenderIsGreat3000 August 27, 2018

Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018

I don't know?

The common phrase that expresses confusion.

What time is it? I don't know?

by Nugget_In_A_Biscuit July 25, 2019

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Momma Don't Go

Daddy Come Home

Momma Don't Go
Daddy Come Home

by Didacus_ September 21, 2019

Don't follow the stream

To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Think of a parade. A parade has people following an object. The thing that is being followed represents the new trend. The parade goes down a street like floating objects down a river or stream.

Hot woman: I love nerdy guys.

Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.

Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.

Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.

by SHG357 June 21, 2016

noodle, don't noodle

noodle, don't noodle

nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil

VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.

-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"

by RhealTawk January 11, 2020