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steaming cup

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
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Hand cups

What some kids call hand cuffs.
How do you like my glowing hand cups?
by angiemama June 8, 2018
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Up and Cup

A gentle swing of your hand onto your partner's soft, tender butt cheek. Can be used to incite arousal and avoid major wrist damage from overpowering your spank.

1) Simply shape your hand into a cupped gesture.
2) Lightly up and cup the skin. Your partner should be fully relaxed so the glute jiggles with each swipe.
3) The skin will begin to tingle as the blood rushes to the surface.
4) Alternate cheeks for maximum sensation.

BONUS: Surprise your partner with an occasional power spank in between your up and cups. There might be a squeal!
She told me she really enjoys getting spanked, so I warmed her up with some up and cups.
by Señor Booty Slapper March 28, 2020
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nervous cup

a beverage of any type to sit and sip on anytime you're nervous... usually to keep one from eating or making a fool of themselves.
You may want to get yourself a nervous cup so you don't eat everything on the buffet.
by luly110 June 27, 2017
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mug the cup

Mug the cup, A mug/cup used by people who speak alecinese or leclecnese.
amola: aleci wanna lag robloccity with mug the cup

aleci:eys

aleci starts spamming cups on ground and whole server starts getting lag spikes.
by amola November 10, 2020
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Stool Cup

An act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human shit to the facial area, either yours or someone else's in a single, repetitive motion. Virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.
'Stool Cup' ex - Tragedy today as Gerald Ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion...in a convenience store. He was delicious.
by Ihayt2laf4u June 10, 2013
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Pimp cup

The act of pouring liquid into someone's gaping asshole, then drinking sed liquid with a crazy straw out of the aforementioned asshole.
Ash wants to pimp cup Jaques, she wants to drink chocolate milk out of his asshole.
by Dragondaddy26 February 18, 2023
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