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tank ass

Ass with marks left from sitting on the tank (toilet) for too long
John-"Dude, you've got tank ass!"
Bruce-"WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!"
by Empty Health Bar August 6, 2004
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skank-a-tank

An extremely slutty, very large girl who wont get the point that no one wants her and still wont stop trying to be all over every guy she can
That skank-a-tank just won't get the point
by statrad September 23, 2011
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Helium Tank

A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils
Amy is a total helium tank, I don't know how she does it, but that broad is talented!
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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turd tank

A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories
I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.
by Evan Cool April 26, 2015
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Shit Tanked

The result of screwing up... bad.
person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.
by robinsgirl October 18, 2012
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Coochie Tank

A pool at the YWCA or any contained body of water for or with women only.
Barb: Hey Janet, wanna go swimming later?
Janet: ok but lets go to the club house pool where there's guys!
Barb: Right, I'm tired of wading in the Coochie Tank!
by Geechieone April 1, 2009
mugGet the Coochie Tankmug.

Moffle Tank

A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.
Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.
by MrPonisMoffle November 19, 2011
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