pineapple-smoothy

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.

"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."

by Shandyandybananarammalarri March 11, 2014

pineapple suprise

A grenade

Soldier 1: hello

Soldier 2: PINEAPPLE SUPRISE
Soldier 1: Ohhh fuck
Soldier 2: haha you retarded piece of shit! You’ve got no legs!
Soldier 1: AAAAUUUGAAAAHHHAHAAAAHHHHH

by Eatshityouuglyducklookinfuck December 04, 2017

Pineapple Dubai

hates high fives so much

Pineapple dubai is so cool

by AUDREYDIRYEY March 06, 2023

Pineapple monkey

When your dick hurts

I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo

by Soccerlife199 May 04, 2015

rotating pineapple

1. Abuseive language aimed at dickheads or
2. To get screwed over (often by your boss)

Up ya dinky with a Rotating Pineapple!

by Da Kriss August 24, 2017

pineapple jack o lantern

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

"did you see jake? that madman has a pineapple jack o lantern instead of a pumpkin, what a Weirdo" he says knowing full well he has a watermelon jack o lantern.

by VoidPineapple August 17, 2021

pineapple fluff

A fluffy creamy sweet dessert that your grammy makes but has yet to tell you the recipe. All i know is that it has cream cheese, pineapple, pudding mix, and whipped cream; i only know these bcuz she has let it slip.

Me-Hey grammy what are you making for potluck?
Grammy-pineapple fluff
Me-YAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by noodle_💛 November 05, 2021