Rule 5

Rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."

matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.

Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.

by mrbig4545 November 8, 2009

September 5

People born on this day have massive penises. Just no questions asked.

gf: holy shit ur dick it so big u were probably born on September 5
guy born on september 5: how did you know?

by ExtraFeverr September 22, 2020

April 5

If you were born in this date you are a truly talented genius but you can't keep your dick in your pants.

Tim: ur an april 5th aren't you?
Fred: bruh I'm not that much of a clever horny guy am I?

by Yummybrosound March 11, 2021

5 some

Five people engaged is sex

I called some girls over and we had a 5 some

by Ntate May 10, 2018

5 fryd

A term used to describe someone who is comming down from the effects of XTC. Comes from E being the fifth letter of the alphebet.

Dude, did you see Sarah this morning? She was 5 Fryd...

by Snack Time March 6, 2004

March 5

March 5 is national kiss your friend that is a boy day.

On March 5 say to a friend that’s a boy. “Hey ‘friend that’s a boy’ come kiss me!”

by Rat Queen101 March 4, 2021

The 5-O

These are cops. If you hear someone screaming "Oh shii, it's the 5-O", get your ass up and moving nigga!!

My homiefriend: shii, its the 5-O..
Me: oh snap, kill the jointweed!!

by MaddoxBlackRain November 19, 2012