um yes please

When yummy is ready

Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please

by lilyungcylinder September 24, 2018

Ye Olde Texting

In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"

by ♥Lilli K♥ March 13, 2009

Dog Bless Yes

An Albanian person who sips soy as their girlfriend is being screwed by others, who is also likely to betray you.

A: Hey dude, I selled my friends out the other day, hehe..
B: Argh, duude! You pulled a Dog Bless Yes on them!

by The Lambda October 29, 2019

ye well chief

Are you okay? *in Irish.

*sheep giving birth* *person* “ ye well chief” *sheep* “baaah”

by Alldagorls July 3, 2018

yo mum ye

Guy 1: 'Step 1, roast the potatoes.'
Guy 2: *doesn't get it* 'YO MUM YE!!'

or

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

by Londos June 27, 2023

Ye mom gay

Your mother is very happy with her existence and life

Person “your moms gay”

You “ Thanks! She is happy, how gay is your mom”
Person “ ye mom gay means your mother is very happy”

by dabi is god April 30, 2022

Playing 'yes man'

Referring to the Jim Carey movie Yes Man where he has to say yes to everything and by doing so, his life becomes far more interesting and enjoyable.

What time did you get home after you left the office?
I was playing 'Yes Man' and ended up dancing at a nightclub with strangers until 2 in the morning.

by my mAin Hack October 4, 2017