9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

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February 9

A day kind angels are born on. Being born on February 9 is a very lucky day and month to be born on. You will become happy and successful in this beautiful world. Please treat these people kind as they will give you good luck. Your really lucky if your friends with someone born on this day. They are funny, good looking, kind and great humans.

i was born on February 9

by flow111 April 15, 2022

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9/11

The best fireworks display America has had in a long time

John:Dude were you at 9/11 Obama:ye it was a blast

by Dr P phile October 22, 2019

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twackin on the 9

when someone said something that don’t make sense or dumb

marii: i don’t wanna get married but i want to be married

chino: you twackin on the 9

by yahhhh yeet June 18, 2019

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the 9'zz

the street gang formed in New York their colors are black and red. their known enemies are the the southside bangaz and the lawrence gummos

yo i saw some guy in the park the other day gettin fucked up yo he was gettin the shit beaten out of him yo i recognized the dude who did it though it was a 9'zz gangbanger

by MG December 1, 2004

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