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the book of the damned

Joe: Hey! That man was so freaking evil!
Shelly: He should go in the book of the damned!
by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016
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Book Horny

When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.
Connor is so book horny for Brandon Sanderson's new book.
by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022
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Scrollin' the Book

I was Scrollin' the Book for an hour today.
by DEWEYJR January 19, 2012
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Book of tricks

A book containing all tricks and mischiefs know to man
I got out of class early by telling my teacher I had a Dr’s appointment, book of tricks chapter 42
by Mr. Nimbus101 February 6, 2023
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i-booking

The act of logging into facebook, on either an iPhone or iPod.

When adding the application to your iPhone, commenting on someones status, picture or wall - Facebook will auomatically tell the rest of the Facebook users that you are using an iPod device.

"Steven Gerrard added the facebook for iphone application."
- 'Dude, what time we going to the cinema?'

'I'll i-book you, man.'

- 'Wow. So her daddy bought her an iPhone. Not only does she have to SHOW me all the fucking time, but the bitch results to i-booking me ten times a friggin day!

'I hear ya, man. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound.'
by Miss C. October 9, 2009
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Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.
1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.
by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010
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Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.
Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"
by ididthat October 25, 2011
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