A mystical, guarded person who takes tacit pride in sexual prowess yet understands the natural flow of the universe.
Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.
Also referred to as a "Z"
Originating from the Russian "Zel" meaning foreskin of an elephant, the Swahili "ing" meaning clitoris of a camel, and the American based "er" meaning emergency room.
Also referred to as a "Z"
"Nobody knows who that Zelinger gets with, but rumor has it he knows how to disco."
"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"
"Where is Michael? He's been acting like such a Zelinger lately, all he does is ponder life and disappear into thin air in clouds of assgas"
by mystikman May 7, 2010
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by trm163 January 18, 2011
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Get the Zelicious mug.A one of a kinda B.A.N.K (Bad Ass Ninja Knight), who's morals consist of Honor, Chivalry, and dedication especially to his Soul Mate, tends to be very emotional, and more than likely Bipolar type 2, Is an amazing friend with outstanding personality and jacked so don't mess with his friends or especially his family, because if he shows up he will be insulted for the extreme disappointment of boredom from pussy's backing down. always trains in a vast amount of martial arts,including weapons training. absolutely loves and believes in dragons, and is very spiritual! has too many unfinished tattoo's , when people are introduced to a Zelphias they are stunned immediately followed by a " i wont remember that!" Zel is a perfectly fine shortened version of his name, while also easily remembered! If ever a Zelphias becomes angered and it is clearly not his fault man up and talk about it with him man to man, because if one persists to challenge a Zel, the best thing to do is put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye!!
Friend # 1 - Dude did you see that?!?
Friend # 2 - Hell yeah! Zelphias just did a back flip in the mosh pit during 5FDP!!
Soul Mate - That's my man XP!!
Friend # 2 - Hell yeah! Zelphias just did a back flip in the mosh pit during 5FDP!!
Soul Mate - That's my man XP!!
by ZxelZxer01313 September 12, 2012
Get the Zelphias mug.A randy on Halo. He was born under the jungle of Guardian to a lion and a hippo. The Zelphar is a very rare Pokemon. You only have one opportunity to catch him so make sure you bring a lot of ultra balls. Legend tells that the Zelphar has the wang of a newborn child.
by Ryan Irwin January 17, 2009
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