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Zamboni

The act of slurping up a liquid that has spilled on a flat surface.
Can't let that beer go to waste, better zamboni it.
by Mr. Ezcy July 28, 2021
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Colorado Zamboni

Simple, a Colorado Zamboni is a tractor with a plow on the rear plowing a rodeo arena. Could be a side by side or ATV as well.
the broncs and bulls tore up the arena and it needs a good plowin wheres that colorado zamboni?
by thatoneguyatwork August 24, 2011
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pink Zamboni

Bro why are you looking at pink Zambonis on my computer
by Cheese vault May 26, 2023
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Zamboni

A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”

A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.
by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022
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Zambonied

When a male finishes on himself after a sexual act and the other person cleans them off, as a zamboni would
"Did you hear that X got zambonied by his girl last night?"
by zamboni69 October 27, 2022
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Zambonied

When someone's partner "cleans them up" with their mouth after a sexual act
"Did you hear that X's girl zambonied him last night"
by zamboni69 October 27, 2022
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Zamboni Finish

When plan A, and plan B fails, you put the crevice attachment on an Orek XL vacuum, and use it to extract the creampie from her womb. For added entertainment, you have to feed her the leftovers from the vacuum bag with a rusty spoon while running the vacuum over her feet.
I went all caveman on a googly fish eyed troglodyte tonight! I knocked her out, and then knocked her up... I should bust out the Zamboni Finish on that smelly hooker pirate before she wakes up!
by Yo Momma Don't Care November 13, 2022
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