noun; An asshole guy that has a tendancy to hurt people's feelings often without noticing or caring. People with this name have generally never had a real girlfriend before, therefore when they get into relationships they have no idea how to act.
People with this name also tend to stick shampoo bottles up their assholes when they're in the shower by themselves.
Girl: He never listened to me and left my shampoo bottle covered in shit!
Friend: That's a Zachary for you.
If he cares about you he treats you like royalty. He wont let ANYONE mess with the ones he loves. He's charismatic and the nicest person you will ever meet. He's different and special. He wont ever hurt you. He has a bit of a temper but its best for the people around him, and his own safety. A protective, harmless, respectful, caring, weird wonderful person often lacking in self esteem. Tall, athletic, bronzed, unaware of attention he receives from a majority of the female race