Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women

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Give the girl who sent you this your hoodie

If a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her a hoodie of your choice (as long as it is a hoodie from yourself ) on december 17th!

As an example:
her: "sends you this"
you: "gives her one of your hoodies the next day".
so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

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if a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her one of your hoodies on december 17th.

her: "sends you this "
you: " gives her a hoodie on december 17th”

so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.

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a term used by nerds who have just seen a woman with a gyatt or large breasts.

*a woman walks into a room, in which there is a nerd*

Dang, girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz!

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A code word for someone to say, basically asking you for persmission for them to undress in front of you.

Guy: So what now?
Girl: I want you to draw me like one of your french girls

Guy: Oh, shit, yeah, of course
Girl: *undresses in front of him*

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if you don't like whatever the other person says, you don't like girls.

Johnny - How's my new haircut

Ted - If you don't like that, you don't like girls.

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