Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018

Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 5, 2018

Yonk

A very religious person who says something like "You will pay for your sins!" Or "You will feel gods wrath"

Shut up you fucking yonk

by Pörñ ïs nîc3 December 13, 2019

yonk

what it sounds like you're doing. throwing up.

" ima bout to yonk all over your shoes."

by Babyboopoo December 3, 2021

Yonk

When something dies, goes away, ends or used to say goodbye.

The Uniden went yonk!

by elmaine2 November 10, 2018

Yonk

To take something away from another.

Can I yonk ur phone for a minute?

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Yonked

A word to describe being as high as you possibly can. To elevate to ones highest self.

Dude, those edibles you gave me got me yonked last night.

by Yonk Mama September 17, 2021