Yonks

An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"

I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.

by Terry Emerson August 6, 2024

Yonks

Yonks is a word that only hannah is aloud to use.

i haven’t seen you in yonks

by Rangasaurus June 9, 2019

Yonks

A common word used for agreeing to something it's creation began when a person decided to mix the words yes and stonks together but I am glad it's a thing

Hey Jerry do you like my blueberry pie? Yonks

by BoboRozo September 10, 2019

Yonk

to take or make your own

I yonked his art

by ekud December 24, 2018

yeek yonk

An introductory exclamation to replace "yeet".

Yeek yonk see you later at basketball Greg!

by jenny's cow February 21, 2019

Yonk

What it sounds like you’re doing.. yonk aka throw up.

“Oh my god I’m going to yonk”

by Lelebean November 28, 2021

Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

by That Nigga Johntez May 18, 2020