Ya Mum

The retort used to an insult when no other reply can be immediately generated.

Loco/Spooky/Mario/Luigi/Raygun/SuperSammo/XcoR...ya mum.

by Goon February 14, 2004

Ya mums ya nan

An accusation that one's mother is also one's grandmother (which is technically possible).

A versatile phrase predominantly used as a greeting or insult.

John: I'm goin' out to harvest some corn

Mark: Ya mums ya nan

by Dr. Yuwar Grabbinmabube December 5, 2020

Ya Mum's Ya Dad

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism

Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"

by cancerious fucker May 27, 2017

ya mums skin

This word does not need a definition. It doesn't make sense, it's just funny. USe it in any situation (E.g. uncomfortable, awkward, happy, sad, excited, etc.)

Mate 1: "What should I wear today?"
Mate 2: "Ya mums skin"

by yamumsskin March 5, 2020

Ya mum's a sparky

A quick and witty insult to flabbergast the other person. Works like a charm and acts as the ultimate insult.

Karen: "Your car is too loud!"
Nik: "Ya mum's a sparky!"

by dogtrue August 8, 2020

ya mums skin

it's your mums skin people usually bring it in a container to there friends house!

hey is ya mums skin itchy?

did you bring it in a container

by ya mums skin March 5, 2020

ya mum gay

The insult used by only the most intellectual of intellectuals

man 1- fuck you
man 2- ya mum gay
man 1- curls up into corner and cries

by my name jeff xd March 28, 2018