Xander is an interesting guy. He is a popular loner that likes to keep only one or two friends at a time. He tries really hard to be funny, but it often doesn't work and results in awkwardness. Since he is lonely, he gets with a lot of girls but doesn't enter any relationships. Xander is the type of guy that gets stalked by many girls. He feels scared when in his house alone because some of the girls follow him everywhere he goes. His looks are debatable. Some think he is hot, and others think not. He has skinny abs and takes pictures of them in weird positions when trying to be hot. Xander owns a shoe shelf and pretends to be rich by having $500 shoes on display. Even though Xander can be a jerk, if you are close with him, he will help you with your problems. Keep him close for sticky situations.
Girl "OMG Xander is so hot. I want to go to his house and be his girlfriend."
Boy "That's so creepy I'm telling Xander."
Girl "No please don't. I only like him because of his shoe shelf."
Boy "That's so creepy I'm telling Xander."
Girl "No please don't. I only like him because of his shoe shelf."
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Get the Xander mug.The cutes boy you will ever meet. A little shy at first but once you get to know him he’s a great person. Very sexy and romantic. Good hair and great body. He knows what he want and goes for it. He may be sneaky in a relationship but then humble himself and remember he did wrong and try for you again. Xander is a good man at pep talks as well so if you need advice come to him.
Her: Who’s that cute boy talking to everyone?
Them: Oh ...that’s Xander.
Her: I’ll sure love to get with him
Them: Oh ...that’s Xander.
Her: I’ll sure love to get with him
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