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Where's the Fritos?
Alejandro Haro asks wtf, when he knows it really means what the fuck.
by Alejandro Haro August 24, 2008
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"Most people are smarter than Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin's IQ did not score, 120, not 100, not 80, not even 60, but instead a big fat WTF."
by Pseudonymonic Bob May 8, 2009
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1. What the Fuck
2. Woot ta fook
3. I'm to lazy to type "What the Fuck"
"The world is now in a nuclear winter" but australia is still like "WTF mate"
by Jeff Calhoon July 24, 2007
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alng usually used in a chat room meaning WUT THE FUCK?!?!
by me dunno May 13, 2005
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short way of saying "want to fuck"
can cause people to get confused.
Guy: Can you stop yelling at me already? Now that you've stopped, wtf?
Woman: ???
by desentrix December 28, 2005
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Billy: What days are you going on your killing rampage Johnny?

Johnny: WTF

Billy: So i should probably leave town on Tuesday?

Johnny: *shifty eyes* No, leave Thursday...
by Res0lu7ion July 6, 2009
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What you say to your parents when they friend you on Facebook.
Your dad befriended you on face book
Dad: Hi phil
Phil: WTF
Dad what does that mean?
Phil: Welcome to facebbok
by Locomehican April 16, 2015
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