Working Up A Penrose

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

workingoff

1. The act of pretending to work while at work. 2. Any and all actions conducted at work to get out of actually working.

Dude 1: Quit surfing porn at work and finish the spreadsheets!

Dude 2: I'm not!

Dude 1: You have been workingoff for the past two weeks!

by sad reality man August 3, 2009

working for the weekend syndrome

A syndrome that consists of people , wether male or female , whos only objective is to reach the weekend. This syndrome can harm potential smart slackers.

Doodley :"Mozes has to finish those rocks with the commandments at some point, hes been gone for ages"
David : " yeh he's working on it , now hes just working for the weekend"
Doodley : " But hes been doing that for like 40 years"
David : "well then .. someone has working for the weekend syndrome"
Mozes: " I FINISHED OK , CUT ME SOME SLACK!"

by Jan Schreurs December 3, 2007

working sunday

Sunday when you have to spend all your day in library, because you partied all week.

party friday, hangover saturday, working sunday...

by yo,,uk November 2, 2009

Working From Home

Appearing to work from home whilst actually drinking beer in the shower

Not Dan - "I'm just working from home today boss"
Dan's Boss - "No worries mate"
Not Dan - *Stands butt naked in shower drinking beer from the bottle*

by Not Dan Lane July 26, 2015

working the corner

When you get picked up for some action and get paid.

Kalika likes working the corner to get into college.

by cuddler855 December 15, 2015

Sleep Working

When you go to work Very tired but know the in's and out's of your job so well that you can practically do it in your sleep; therefore requiring little or no thought proccess. You are just kind of in a robot mode; able to perform the neccessary tasks required of you regardless of your current sleep deprivation.

Tired Robot mode Sleep deprivation Job Requirements...."How are you this morning Joey?...I didn't get much sleep last night so I'll be Sleep Working today but don't worry; I can do this job with out even having to think about it!"

by 1KoolNana! June 16, 2010