by BILLYWONTON March 30, 2018
When an Asian lady is a fucking sex addict and want to fuck you. Then she goes over to you and asks if you want a blowjob where you cum all over her slanted eyes.
by Jtbballin March 26, 2018
Even though I was really hungry and you had five pounds of Chinese food, you wouldn't give me any. That's wonton cruelty!
by Chunks the Dog December 21, 2022
by Xplay3r July 07, 2020
the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.
if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?
yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
by licktard January 18, 2023
To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".
>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?
by VexxedIcon May 22, 2014
A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.
by Snoop Beardy August 09, 2011