Willing Vessel

(wil-ing ves-uhl)
–noun

Disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along; cheerfully consenting or ready; done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness to be used for holding liquids or other contents or as a tube or duct, as an artery or vein, containing or conveying urine, semen, or some other body fluid.

Primarily used to convey disbelief that one has been "cured" of homosexuality by primarily religious means.

Secondarily used to convey subtle snark in conversation with those who purport to have been "cured" of homosexuality or to have prayed the gay away.

Girl, our new Pastor is born again. He's washed clean of the homosexuality and the gay. That's right. But I hear he's a 'willing vessel' for more than just the word of the Lord, if you know what I'm sayin'.

by JTB1967 January 15, 2011

Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.

How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021

Willingham Curse

The universal karmic ass-kicking a college sports program receives for stepping on a minority coach and/or candidate in favor of the alumni's choice.

When Notre Dame callously fired Ty Willingham during a legitimate rebuilding period, bringing in Charlie Weis as the alumni's golden boy, it began the "Willingham Curse," resulting in two years without a bowl win and a third year without a bowl appearance and a loss to Navy!

by Jane Khrysanthemum November 26, 2007

widdling

The act, usually while soloing, on a guitar of ridiculous speed riffing, usually at very high notes. This is most often accompanied by "guitar face" and a bizarre and stupid posture.

He was widdling for 5 minutes during the solo

by Greg Baldwin September 7, 2006

Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss

The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.

John Freeman looked on ground and saw wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss and picked it up.

by anonymous99999999 January 31, 2010

widdling it

When a girl plays with her clit or masturbates in general

I saw Jenny last night widdling it .. her hands were moving so fast it was just a blur

by Travis 813 July 6, 2009

wildwind

Nickname for the most perfect person ever. They will make evryone around them laugh and love everything about them. This person attracts people like a magnet and is held dear to the people close to them. They can be the most important person who you may ever run across. Athletic, crazy, perfect, genius, fun, evil, strong, caring, and if you ever lose a person named wildwind you'll never be the same.

Person#1- Dude wildwind is crazy!
Person #2- Yeah but you can't help but love him.

by ghoulishbadasss00 June 21, 2016