Wilseetamarie

A crazy fuck language that replaces letters from usual letters from words with letters or numbers that look like the intended letter (related to ebonics).

Also spells words like someone with epilepsy.

Most annoying is the replacement of:
"g" with the letter "q"
Adding a "0" behind all "o"
Using "3" for the letter "e"
With more various concoctions.

Done over Myspace bulletins and comments.
This is done as to make it seem as though the people are cool and that they have lives in which others would envy.

Although the only thing that is actually going on in the minds of the people that are reading it are:
"Why would anyone type this badly?"
"They are so immature, I swear our tax dollars are going to waste with kids these days typing like this."
"These people need to be educated... Quick, my eyes are bleeding."

Example 1:
"lmao ! i quess. . l0l buhh it was fun . . a whole lotta chicos = made me happy ! but yea omq i miss youu to0 guyy ! we willl hanq. . one dayy outta the many dhat we have this summer ="

Example 2:
"hahaa ! so0 maybee youu sould join " my circle " and qit in itt ! ="

Example 3:
"ummm sweetie y0oh r a lame ahh betch ! nd y0oh make no sense so stfu ! lol .. =

I be talkin dat r34l thugggg Wilseetamarie qit liik3 m3 betch!

by real thug888 June 17, 2007

Wildebeest

The sickest animal ever. Retarted though too. Eaten by chrocodiles.

I love wildebeest

by BOSnd417 March 17, 2010

Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation May 11, 2006

Wilderbeast

Someone who looks like they got stuck in the forest for a century and look nasty, stanky and grimey as hell.

That dude look so nasty like a damn wilderbeast.

by Esbeezo January 13, 2009

Van Wilder plan

Academic plan where one takes more than five years to complete a college degree.

"Yeah, so I'm on my 7th year here at State. I'm on the Van Wilder plan, like that guy from the National Lampoon movie."

by Greybush January 23, 2008

Wilde

The most Wonderful Girl in the world! she isn't afraid to bite you and get wild. find your self a Wilde when going through tough times. best care giver and friend. totally down to earth. she is beautiful, and hot. the guys just bow down to her. i give up,

she is too amazing to describe.

person 1: who is that beautiful girl over there with the boy friend?

person 2: its Wilde, who else?

by lajaon March 25, 2013

wilderdonkey

Unlike the Desert Yeti and barwhore, the Wilderdonkey may look like your girl next door and seem to be as sweet as apple pie. But when give the chance, the wilderdonkey goes completely dickcrazy and will stop at nothing till she has had her fill.
You may at times see a ring on her finger but that is only when the wilderdonkeys longterm mate is around.

!!Beware!!
He is probably a marine stationed in 29 Palms and after being in this enviroment for any amount of time they tend to act like wild animals!

The wilderdonkey doesn't need any mind altering substances to go on the hunt. It is programmed in her mind to climb on the first hard stick she comes across.
You can normally find groups of wilderdonkeys standing around the Break N Run, The Stumps, and the Yucca Valley Wal-Mart.

"Man I see that chick with a different marine all the time"
"Dude! That's no chick, that's a wilderdonkey!"

by n2deepamy July 13, 2009