Rule #1 No boomers
Rule #2 No zoomers
Rule #3 No weebs (Under penalty of death(I'm looking at you Phil))
Rule #4 No Marvel stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No Kpop
Rule #7 No MLP, friendship is fuck
Rule #8 No videos I've already seen before
Rule #9 Staged videos are shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud videos are sometimes funny
11a) Not funny 11b) Funny
Rule #12 That fucking cat in a wheelchair video is shit
Rule #13 Phil is always right
Rule #14 Respect all authority, unless they infringe on your rights, then brick a police windshield
Rule #2 No zoomers
Rule #3 No weebs (Under penalty of death(I'm looking at you Phil))
Rule #4 No Marvel stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No Kpop
Rule #7 No MLP, friendship is fuck
Rule #8 No videos I've already seen before
Rule #9 Staged videos are shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud videos are sometimes funny
11a) Not funny 11b) Funny
Rule #12 That fucking cat in a wheelchair video is shit
Rule #13 Phil is always right
Rule #14 Respect all authority, unless they infringe on your rights, then brick a police windshield
by NNightSShade July 20, 2023

Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17
How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned
I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17
How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned
I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
by LvvlyyKleeetf April 4, 2022

Wilbur Soot is constantly making his E-boy type shit music for his E-boy type shit boys and E-girl type shit girls. Normal people usually don't like his music, because they know that it is indeed trash. He mainly tries to get young underaged Girls with his Fake British Accent and gay E-boy type clothing, he also just copies his YouTube Content from other Youtubers like RTGames. An example for this would be his community build videos. He is mainly referred to as Discord Mods by intellectual people with high IQ. Mainly only young women who try to relate to his stereo type, with their fake depression and their E-girl type Instagram-posts, using some kind of "cute"-filter like and watch him for the E-boy affection. This is hella cringe, donate 5$ a year to help those lost souls look for a better life now at scam.com.
This song is a Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat. (Trash Music)
Fuck that Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat.
No-one likes Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat songs.
Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat is commonly a trash genre to begin with.
Fuck that Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat.
No-one likes Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat songs.
Wilbur Soot Music Type Beat is commonly a trash genre to begin with.
by Intellectual Human Being June 11, 2021

Wilbur soot is so mfing fruity towards schlatt and quackity I had to make this just to call him out. Wilbur if you see this your more homo then my left (IMAGINARY, I have no gender) nutsack that's rainbow
by Quackity's_ipad(help) August 14, 2023

1: “Hey what’s your favourite band??”
2: “mines lovejoy!”
2: “have a look at innitfx edits of Wilbur Soot!!”
2: “and see how cool and relaxed he is!!”
2: “mines lovejoy!”
2: “have a look at innitfx edits of Wilbur Soot!!”
2: “and see how cool and relaxed he is!!”
by Wilby simp October 7, 2021

Wilbur Soot is a popular Minecraft youtuber and an abuser.
He lies and jokes about what really happened.
It's disturbing and should no longer have an audience or support.
Support victims, support Shelby.
He lies and jokes about what really happened.
It's disturbing and should no longer have an audience or support.
Support victims, support Shelby.
Person 1: Woah, I just found out that Wilbur Soot is an asshole
Person 2: Yeah, fucked up that he's making it into a joke too
Person 2: Yeah, fucked up that he's making it into a joke too
by Gof-ckyourself March 6, 2024

SEKAAAAAAAIIIIDEEEEE:
Yup, that’s the definition: a song from our beloved
-Who is Wilbur Soot?
-Hatsune Miku
-And who the fuck it’s hatsune miku?
-Wilbur soot
-…dude… just say another thing
-Hatsunebur Wilku
Yup, that’s the definition: a song from our beloved
-Who is Wilbur Soot?
-Hatsune Miku
-And who the fuck it’s hatsune miku?
-Wilbur soot
-…dude… just say another thing
-Hatsunebur Wilku
by Grappemachiatto November 21, 2023
