Wifi Ninja

Someone who connects to a Wifi hotspot, without the owner knowing it.

A: Where are you?
B: Near a gasstation.
A: Hotspot?
B: Yeah.
A: Cool... Wifi Ninja!

by Artem_the_kid October 16, 2008

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Get the Wifi Ninjamug.

walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016

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Get the walmart wifimug.

frontier wifi

Quite possibly the worst wifi provider you'll ever buy from. An utter disappointment.
Can also be referred to as "Frontier"

Ex. 1)
Person 1: Yo, look at this guy! He's lagging so bad!
Person 2: Poor fella's probably got Frontier wifi.

Ex. 2)
Person 1: Dude! I just got Battlefield 1! Let's play!
Person 2: Nah, bruh. I can't even connect to myself. Got Frontier.
Person 1: Dang. I'm sorry to hear that.

by BruhI'mDone January 21, 2017

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Get the frontier wifimug.

drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.

Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.

by badassbootydrop July 8, 2010

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Get the drive-by wifimug.

wifi god

A man or Woman whom can control the WiFi force along with his Pringles can with one fury cat inside

That man is laggein all over the damm place he must be a WIFI god.

Holy shit Ben was just here and fucking disappeared into the WiFi force and he came out right behind me.

by Fuck me in the ass December 15, 2017

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