bog watcher

One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.

Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.

Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!

by Kenny Roberts July 9, 2006

the watcher

its a third uknown party whom always has their watchfull eye upon the other partys.... stays in the background but always knows whats going on! otherwise known as 'THE SAMMY WATCHER'

betty: whos that over ther, in the shodows?
clint:oh its probably just the watcher
jerry: oh no you didn't, you mean sammy watcher?

by steven morriss November 5, 2007

Whale Watcher

One who enjoys seeing girls in low-rise jeans with the top of her thong showing along the small of her back.

You know it seems like only a few of these people can actually speak eng..... Whoah! Check out the whale tail on that chick! That didn't happen on accident.

You're a hopeless whale watcher!

by Odus T Brown May 13, 2009

cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.

Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.

by Alfanooooooo June 10, 2010

log watcher

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

by J-dog August 21, 2003

Screen Watcher

That little cheap ass bitch that watches other peoples' screens just to win a game when your at a friends house.

"Dude your little brother is such a screen watcher when we play halo!"

by ScreenWatched October 5, 2009

wall watchers

set of tits so floppy they lay to the sides when a woman is on her back. the nipples face the walls; hence, wall watchers.

Lisa's got a set of wall watchers on her, doesn't she!

by russell carroll May 19, 2004