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wenis

protective layer of skin on your elbow.
ill give you a dollar to touch my wenis.

Ms. Shane:What are you doing?
Adam:Talking about wenises
Ms. Shane:Oh! is that a kind of puppy?
adam:Yeah
by Adam and Arielle December 28, 2005
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Wenis masturbation

Wenis masturbation is commonly known as (in most households) interlocking the wenises of the fingers on both of your hands together. (As apposed to your wenises with someone elses). Most human beings are infact wenial hermaphrodites, which allows them to easily partake in wenis masturbation, without the help of a third hand.
Sara enjoys wenis masturbation. Unfortunatly for Aaron he was unaware of this and ended up with "blue knuckles" for which the only cure was wenis masturbation.
by Kirk&Sara December 6, 2006
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Wenis

The outside part of the vertex of an angle.
The teacher asked Jimmy to find the wenis. Jimmy pointed at his elbow and the teacher got mad at him.
by Flurbenhurgen December 10, 2014
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wenis boner

when you quickly extend your arm inward, stretching the skin apart on your elbow, making it hard and boner-like.
Zack: dude, I reached up really fast to slap the bug off my shoulder, and everybody saw my wenis boner!

me: dang, dude was it bad

zack: it was all dirty from being outside
by the def person February 23, 2008
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wenis

A woman who looks like a woman but sounds like a men's rights activist.
That wenis is in favour of men getting full custody of their kids, no matter what kind of a father they are.
by Westside Pat October 9, 2012
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wenis dig

The use of the wenis and elbow to inflict severe to mild discomfort on another by slowly stabbing the elbow and wenis into some part of their body.
"Yo Ben! Nick stole your seat! Wenis dig 'em and he'll move!"
by koalabison January 2, 2009
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Wenistophibriosis

An uncomfortable state in which ones penis becomes crooked from rapid intercourse or more commonly masturbation.
Dallas got Wenistophibriosis from his toilet seat.
by A Caged African December 28, 2010
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