ween dog

the coolest name for dick, weener, cock ect.

made famous by chris and adam.

Chris, "Dude whitney wants your ween dog."
Greg, "eww dude that is fucked up."

by six66picupstyxx October 21, 2007

ween

An individual who tries really hard to be a troll but ends up having his efforts backfire or be in vain; a tryhard.

"Yea this ween thinks he's trolling by blasting this girl on fb but ended up having everyone stick up for the girl he's trying to troll."

by leogabbagabba April 9, 2015

ween

A combination of "wuss" (lacking strength, stamina, courage) and "teen" (a teen-aged person), often used as a derogative.

Since I bruised easily and had the physique of a stick bug, I was never into sports in high school. My father found that to be pathetic, thus dubbing me insubstantial in my youth -- a real ween.

by Brian Harvey November 19, 2005

ween

to sneak or "weasel" ur way into somehing when the others dont want you

Chris: dude why is nick coming i hate him

Carter: sorry man he weened his way in

by The Prophet of Ezekiel September 27, 2011

big ween bag

when you jerk off to a big fat hairy sweaty girl going down and sucking a big giant horse dick and then having it cum allover her boobs and she eats it.

dude i just saw a big ween bag

by joe andrew nd ej and mike January 6, 2008

Lick The Ween

Licking the Male Genitals. ie. lick my shlong.

"Go down town find a homeless man, and lick the ween."

"This place licks the ween."

by uncle tupelo April 8, 2006

ween porn

Pornography for a heterosexual female audience.

We feminists were on a quest for ween porn in Vegas! None of that gay shit, thank you. We want to see some penis!

by LBo979 November 3, 2010