Bishop Wand

a school for dickheads who have a double decker bus (selfish pricks)

oh you go to Bishop Wand?
yeah
fuck you

by milf_handeler May 19, 2021

cheese wand

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis

after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand

by tenbob July 7, 2009

Wand-waving

When a guy waves his penis around trying to get his partner to either have sex with him or suck it.

My boyfriend was wand-waving at my apartment last night. He REALLY wants to get me pregnant.

by ARJM13 July 31, 2016

gravy wand

A baguette used to magic away excess gravy.

I fetched the gravy wand and cleared my plate.

by Lord Gooseberry February 7, 2022

blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood

Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long

by Luck Erector November 18, 2013

Wank Wand

Slang term for a penis

I would love Emma Watson to handle my Wank Wand

by Lenny15Prez II January 8, 2013

ink wand

When a homeboy sticks his dick in a girls ass then puts it in her girls mouth.

He totally ink wanded that broad.

by dos osos January 8, 2020