ink wand

When a homeboy sticks his dick in a girls ass then puts it in her girls mouth.

He totally ink wanded that broad.

by dos osos January 09, 2020

cheese wand

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis

after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand

by tenbob July 07, 2009

wand vomit

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement

My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest

by MMWC July 05, 2013

gravy wand

A baguette used to magic away excess gravy.

I fetched the gravy wand and cleared my plate.

by Lord Gooseberry February 07, 2022

Bishop Wand

a school for dickheads who have a double decker bus (selfish pricks)

oh you go to Bishop Wand?
yeah
fuck you

by milf_handeler May 19, 2021

Drakané Wand

a thin, whittled piece of wood having a quartz crystal tip either fitted into the wood or connected by copper and a handle with a Palm Stone/grounding stone and a Thumb Press (a stone for the thumb to rest on while holding the wand) both connected to the wood with copper wire.

Julio chose a cherry wood Drakané Wand with an amethyst tip, an onyx grounding Stone, and an obsidian thumb press for his Spanlla.

by Historics Society December 19, 2020

Wand-waving

When a guy waves his penis around trying to get his partner to either have sex with him or suck it.

My boyfriend was wand-waving at my apartment last night. He REALLY wants to get me pregnant.

by ARJM13 July 31, 2016