Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

wafer fab

wafer fab (adjective)

1. The kind of fabulousness exhibited only by the dangerously skinny

2. The quality of having been fabricated like an exemplary wafer

see also: heroin chic

"All the contestants in this season of America's Next Top Model are wafer fab!"

by Lauren K-chicken-wing April 8, 2008

sugar wafer

A rich white girl, generally between the age of 18-30, who gives people financial support in exchange for sex that drinks a lot of Starbucks, fucks a lot of black guys with big dicks, and wears ugg boots.

Yo nigga, I got me a new sugar wafer, she give more than welfare.

by John Higgens April 16, 2016

dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it

“aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer”
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”

by dirtychocolatewafer June 21, 2023

Captain's Wafers

An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

Captain's Wafers are the best cracker brand.

by SPrice1980 April 30, 2022

Captain's Wafers

Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

jigalow wafer

1. a holy communion wafer meant to be extra strength for the heavy jigalow sins

2. a cracker laced with viagra laced with low grade meth used by male sex workers to enhance performance

yo homie , I gotta get me some jigalow wafers from my dealer !

by sexy murdoch July 18, 2023