viking smile

The act of placing your hand over your mouth and wiping in a downward motion, then smiling like a man posessed after going down on a lady.

The viking smile is scored equally regarding force of wipe and lenght of smile.

Only men sporting a goatee or beard can acomplish this feat properly.

Completing a Viking Smile will minimize your chances of being able to keep a flavor saver

You should have seen the Viking Smile on Jims face when he came out of the room

by ciaran foley August 27, 2004

Techno Viking

the only man that can actually kill Chuck norris

chuck: round house to your face ! !
techno viking dude: Shnotsn upsn ja foolzn ! ! (while dancing to techno music playing in the background)

by the hand May 2, 2008

Vibing

A frog vibing

That frog really be vibing

by Bigga October 28, 2019

Techno Viking

The bio-logical father of Chuck Norris.

The Techno Viking is the one who taught Chuck the roundhouse kick.

by Jezuz58 June 8, 2011

vikings

Infinitely better than both Ninjas, and Pirates, at the same time.

Guy1: Hey, what happened to guy2?
*Viking falls out of the sky*
Viking:I just split his body in half with a claymore while fighiting three ninjas and six pirates!
Guy1:*shits pants *runs away*

Vikings will eat you.

by Vikinger November 24, 2007

VIKINGS

Warriors of the North, that beat the living fuck out of the christians during the medieval times. Vikings are massive burly bearded men, usually armed wiht swords or axes, that like to drink, fight, and rape christian whores. Weak, modern men are a disgrace of utmost disgust, compared to the mighty vikings.

"Hail Thor!" roared the berzerker Viking as he raised his axe and swung down, chopping a christian's head clean in half, splattering brains all over his blade, arm and face.

by GROMM August 8, 2004

Drawing Vikings

A defensive act attempting to disguise the successful work of one practicing speed cocking by quickly transforming the phallic drawing into something else. Common drawn cock disguises include spaceships, ghosts, test-tubes, etc. However, the most common (and effective) disguise is to render the cock drawing into a Viking by adding horns and rendering long barbaric hair and moustache. Note that an axe is optional. Clear giveaway to "drawing Vikings" vs. real Viking doodles are the usual varying ink color in horns and helmet and face from general head construct; also, the failure of the artist to satisfactorily explain the small slit on the very top of the Vikings helmet. NOTE: Drawing Vikings is made much more difficult with the addition of testicles and pubic hair.

Teacher- "Scott, what on earth are you doing to your English book?"
Scott- "Nothing...just doodling"
Teacher- "What on earth is that you are drawing?"
Scott- "Nothing...just drawing Vikings!"

by Jack Stanzyck October 17, 2006