I particularly aggressive brand of cougar. A surly middle aged woman who like to hunt younger men for companionship. Velociraptors may hunt alone or they may hunt in a group. The typical cougar uses bravado to make up for ages of insecurity, she pretends to be sure of her self and hides behind the hunt. The velociraptor is much more skilled, knows the score and is capable of taking down not just cougar bait but confident young men as well.
Person 1: Why do you think A-Rod ruined his marriage to get with that nasty old Madonna?
Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.
Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.
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The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom. Moloko Vellocet is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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Person1: OMG look at Stacy when did she get those?
Person2: Nah that’s just the Velma Effect.
Person1: oh.
Person2: Nah that’s just the Velma Effect.
Person1: oh.
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Get the velocitization mug.A decedent of the velociraptor family, it closely resembles godzilla. The velocichong have ancient tribal rituals which involve drinking a specially brewed 'herbal' green-tea. Once consumed, it transports the velocichong over the dark side of the moon to candy mountain, where enya is heard and one must dance around with sparkers. The velocichong moisturizes regularly, and is very clean due to the little cleaning woman it stores in a hidden vortex chamber, located on it's back.
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Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.
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Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.
Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.
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Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.
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