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vegan

A person who can't stand the fact that people eat meat(ignoring the fact that we've been eating meat since the begining of time!)these people are usualy self rightouse son's of bitche's, who will refuse too eat,wear,use any animal products.

They eat lots of grain, and in order to get this grain they must plow it, and in the process of plowing they kill hundreds of feild mice, rabbits, and other poor defenceless creatures all for grain, but when a cow is killed GOD help us all! A cow has been killed for the sake of feeding family's!!(oh snap! the agony!) Yep a quick painless death, and then they eat the meat too(the non vegans that is)...how dreadfull. But dont worry about the feild mice, Getiing plow'ed is a fun death.
vegan-"I'm a vegan, I dont eat meat"
person-"I havn't had a bannana in a month...."
by super awsome October 9, 2006
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Vegan

Mike: Oh, hey Ja- Oh my God!!! What are you doing? What did that colony of peaceful All-Organic, Free-Range, Non-Pesticide-Covered Broccoli ever do to you? Vegan!

Jack: Die! Die!!!
by Broccoli_Are_People_Too October 28, 2010
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Vegan

a group of hipsters that slaughter fruit and vegetables
by Ariliana July 6, 2012
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Vegan

Person who doesn't eat anything that a vegetarian won't, and also doesn't drink animals' breast milk or eat the result of chickens' periods. They don't use any animal products at all, including leather, fur and musk.
by Crazy-sheep-girl August 3, 2006
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Vegan

A current cultural phenomenon.

Being a vegan is popular trend among the youth of today. These teens and young adults claim to not eat or use any animal products. What most of these trend following kids fail to realize is that many things they don't even know about contain animal products.

Many vegans like to hang out together and go get tattooed and pierced while listening to "hardcore" music and being "straight edge".

Most tattoo inks contain animal by-products.

Vegans will fade out as the next trend becomes popular.
There will be a great surge in the tattoo removal business.
Everyone I know is a vegan, so I became one too!

Awwwwww, we saved those cute cows! Ooooh, look at that leather jacket!
by xenobia April 24, 2004
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Vegan

One who, due to a total lack of knowledge eats only plants.
Those who choose to ignore the fact that Humans are Omnivorous, have teeth specialized for ripping meat, are likely candidates for Veganhood. It also helps if you are a total pussy.
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vegan

A strange being, composed entirely of vegetables and foliage, their diets consist of much the same.
It thinks itself of a somewhat superior creature but in reality it is no more than a cabbage in desperation to consume meat.
See also Pendle
Vegan: Im a vegan and im so cool!
Human: <_< No...you're just a brainless weirdo
by Ray18 May 18, 2006
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