Uranus

a word that has been the cause of much laughter in children between the ages of 9 and 90

9-year-old to a 90-year-old "have you seen *snickers* have you seen Uranus?"
90-year-old "*laughs*"

by not logans friend January 12, 2024

Uranus

Uranus is a really big planet 🍑 It's a real big gas giant 😉😂. Uranus is so large ya know.

Uranus is so big

by Your real name is your real na October 19, 2019

Uranus

The 7th planet orbiting from the Sun in our solar system. It is very far away from Earth, but your mom's wasn't!

Person 1: Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars...

Person 2: -!
Person 1: Jupiter, Saturn--
Person 2: Uranus!

by bri_whydididothis November 4, 2021

Uranus

A heavily underrated planet who falls victim to a lame joke that 5th graders make

I saw Uranus last night!
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by SkittleTheBetta November 25, 2022

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

uranus

it's big, it's soft and tight and very blue when i'm done with it

i loved smashing uranus last night mommy

by kuhewöosnfkjse vzlxc January 17, 2022

Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022