Uranus

a word that has been the cause of much laughter in children between the ages of 9 and 90

9-year-old to a 90-year-old "have you seen *snickers* have you seen Uranus?"
90-year-old "*laughs*"

by not logans friend January 12, 2024

Uranus

Its big, its out there, its a gas giant, and my only wish is that it didn't have those belts around it.

Did you see Uranus last night it was Beautiful.

by Mcnugt17Jonny Boii June 14, 2018

Fluffy Uranus

Someone who is too politically correct about every small little detail to the point of being uninteractiable.

Originating from the character’s Fluffy and Uranus, from the American adult comedy TV series, Duckman.

He was pulling a Fluffy Uranus! All he talked about to me this afternoon was how unfair he’s being treated at work for being bald black, just to get attention!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

Uranus

A heavily underrated planet who falls victim to a lame joke that 5th graders make

I saw Uranus last night!
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by SkittleTheBetta November 25, 2022

uranus

it's big, it's soft and tight and very blue when i'm done with it

i loved smashing uranus last night mommy

by kuhewöosnfkjse vzlxc January 17, 2022

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022