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UCLA Berkeley

Possibly the most elite and least well-known of the UC campuses. Located in the heart of the beautiful city of Santa Diego, UCLA Berkeley is the perfect place for those who wish to pursue Spanish or Swedish studies. The school's Ice Sculpting Club is particularly distinct. Despite the what you may think from the fucking nasty US News and World Report's List of Best Colleges, UCLA Berkeley consistently rejects more 2400 SAT-achieving students than any Ivy League. No American president has ever come from UCLA Berkeley (thank god). Only one college in the country is finer...and that, of course, is Brown.
Dude I got into Harvard and Yale but I got rejected from UCLA Berkeley. I got a 2400 on the SAT! WTF MATE?!

Fuck Johns Hopkins. That's where fun dies. And where Adam Rich lives.

I wanted to go to Columbia but then I decided to go to UCLA Berkeley. Duh.
by Raoul L'Invisible November 29, 2007
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UCLA pipeline

U.nC.leanL.A.tino Pipeline: When two dirty Latinos take part in a sexually act in which they connect anuses with an empty toilet paper tube & Elemers Glue then releases their poo poo into each other's hamster-holes. est. 2006 by 2 Gay homies in South Central LA. Paco Hernandez(El Pollo Hoto) y Isaac Sanchez (Grande Fresa)
Isaac:Sorry about that UCLA Pipeline yesterday, Paco.

Paco: It's cool meng,we tried, chu no?

Isaac: I thought that Pepto Bismal would work, Heffè
by The Clean Sanchez November 20, 2013
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uclan

A versatile term which can be used 2 describe anything negative.
L - Hey D how are you?
D - Shut your fucking mouth before i bend you over and uclan in your mouth.
by doyd November 9, 2006
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Ucladium

A small country with one of the the strongest militaristic government's. Having an abundance of resources they are slowly taking over small countries that no one really cares about. Be ready to take arms for Ucladium!
Oh look Ucladium is taking over Uzbekistan. Oh no now its almost taken over all of Europe!
by Dr. Hombre January 6, 2022
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Ucladium

A small country on a small island near the Antarctic, with an abundance of resources. As well they have one of the strongest militaristic society's that works. Also Ucladium has strong navy that take over small islands and are slowly spreading like a virus.
"Oh look at Ucladium over there." said Bob
"Who?" said Jeff
Later that day the whole of South America was taken over by Ucladium.
by Dr. Hombre January 6, 2022
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uclahousing

The sexiest bitches with absolute DUMP TRUCKS. Also in a love affair with Daddy Gene Block. Will always have you laughing and providing you with great food, great ambience, and so many other great things ;). Anyone who knows them is lucky and needs to appreciate everything they provide.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard from UCLAhousing lately? | Person 2: No, but I bet they’re hanging out with daddy Gene
by Daddybruin November 22, 2021
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uclahousing

hottest and sexiest collegiate social media account pages. the admins are sooooooo cool and hot and sexy and intelligent
omg do you follow uclahousing ? they are so hot and sexy
by bruinbaddie November 22, 2021
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