Tooth to tatoo ratio

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.

That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.

by krovos August 7, 2009

wisdom tooth

A tooth that certainly lacks wisdom, these useless bones contribute no good to your mouth and must eventually be taken out, resulting in unbearable pain for a couple of days.

This wisdom tooth is proof that God does not love the human mouth.

by ThatsBriskBaby September 6, 2005

Pussy Finger Toothbrush

The act of using your finger as a surrogate toothbrush after having forgotten that you just used said finger to finger a bitch.

Last night, this bitch I was hooking up with stuck her tongue so far down my throat that I puked all over her floor. She wouldn’t let me use her toothbrush, so I had to use my finger to brush my teeth instead.

“Oh shit, I just fingered you with that finger.”

Pussy Finger Toothbrush

by soundboy24 March 24, 2009

toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.

Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape

by Brian November 1, 2004

Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

toothbat

a baseball bat with teeth that you use to beat up toxic assholes

“ Will you please make me a toothbat, I would really like that! hit me with your toothbat, with a toothbat” -Awsten Knight, Waterparks (band)

by sxurgreen November 28, 2019

ghetto toothbrush

a menthol cigarette, usually a newport.

ghetto toothbrush

by Melawn June 17, 2009