Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
by Two Toke November 28, 2013
Get the Turkeymug. by nadia January 7, 2004
Get the turkeysmug. Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is:
1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about
2) Has an intolerable personality
Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening?
Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!
by Jake Friedman August 6, 2012
Get the Turkeymug. A country that's incredibly fun to be in because it's not quite European, but not quite Asian either.
by Jimmy Kickarse August 19, 2006
Get the Turkeymug. A turkey,turkey high five, or a turkey sub, is when person A offers a high five to person B, and person A changes his high-five to a thumbs up before person B returns the high five. This causes a high ive that looks like a high five. Person A then shouts, "TURKEY!!!" and laughs while it takes a while for person B to get it.
by Macoronikevin April 24, 2008
Get the Turkeymug. The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009
Get the Turkeyingmug.