turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 1, 2009

Dick Turban

Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.

Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!

by jinmao October 8, 2008

urban turban

a shirt half-folded and wrapped around your head

mowed the lawn today, so i rocked the urban turban - you know

by warhungry May 31, 2010

towel turban

When women wrap a towel around their hair after washing it, making the towel look vaguely like a turban.

Andrea - I can't be bothered doing a towel turban. I'd rather let it dry naturally

by pete the dragon August 20, 2013

playing with her turban

when you send all the wrong kind of signals to a person of the opposite sex when you have absolutely no intentions of starting a relationship.

usually just for the kick/thrill of knowing that you can. people who play with other people's turbans are usually regarded as jerk-offs.

"is Anthony two-timing his girlfriend with that new babe?"

"nah, he's just playing with her turban"

by jetxian May 31, 2009

Texas turban

Another word for the ever-so-popular, yet completely ridiculous MULLET hair style. The term is simular to the Tennessee top hat.

After being lined up like sheep for two hours, Billy's first day at bootcamp got dramatically worse when the locks from his Texas turban were shaved from his head.

by irish sully September 1, 2005

upside down turban

Wrapping your testicles in a cloth (usually cold and wet) to provide comfort on hot days.

Mike was sweating buckets at his desk and thus proceeded to put on an upside down turban.

by Steve Saner May 23, 2006