Rum Tum Tugger is a colloquial term for an actor or musician who has a sexual conquest with a member of his/her audience after a performance. Derives its name from a character in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical "Cats" on account of Rum Tum Tugger's curious affinity for breaking the imaginary fourth wall and entering the audience.
-Noun
You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
-Adjective
Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!
You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
-Adjective
Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!
by WBK May 25, 2007
Fellatio that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners bum.
by Dick van Jovi September 14, 2010
A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
by IRHMP August 28, 2016
by NUT TUGGER July 29, 2018
by Hawgsbe November 14, 2020
Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.
“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”
by DrGreenT December 21, 2018
by SNALLY February 12, 2023